"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/18/2014 at 15:12 • Filed to: None
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
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So I'm using the AAA app to call for help. While adding my car into the app I'm select the year. Guess what year it defaults to?
1909!
Yes. I need roadside assistance with my model T!
It gets better. Can I type in a number? No! I have to hit + 93 times!
Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:18 |
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How you lock the keys in your car?
505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:19 |
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actually what Calzone is doing right now
Just4GP
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:19 |
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It's like the guys who designed the page, never have had to actually use it. LOL I wonder if they'll send a flatbed for the Model T or just pick up the front end...
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CalzoneGolem
> Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
12/18/2014 at 15:22 |
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Stupidity.
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CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
12/18/2014 at 15:23 |
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Would you believe I'm wearing boots?
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CalzoneGolem
> Just4GP
12/18/2014 at 15:23 |
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I should have just said it was a 1909 Ford Taurus.
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505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:28 |
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no
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CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
12/18/2014 at 15:43 |
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How about one sandal and the box a pair of shoes came it?
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505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:45 |
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sounds legit!
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:49 |
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1909 Ford Model T aurus
BigBlock440
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 15:57 |
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Please tell me you were able to get out, and you're not still stuck in there
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CalzoneGolem
> BigBlock440
12/18/2014 at 15:59 |
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It's horrible! Mobile Kinja! Luckily I have my keys so I can turn the heat on.
Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 16:52 |
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proper procedure would have it you lock your keys in the car with a four year old inside who disregards your pleas to open the car and then promptly turns the car on and takes it for a joy ride. Hello Front Page of Jalopnik! "Toddler Goes On Joy Ride After Father Forgets Keys In Car"
Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> CalzoneGolem
12/18/2014 at 20:10 |
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I had a friend do that in a 1987 GTI. Damn near impossible since you have to lock the driver's door with the key from the outside. The stars were in perfect alignment that day...
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CalzoneGolem
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
12/19/2014 at 07:53 |
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Now I feel much better.
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CalzoneGolem
> Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
12/19/2014 at 07:55 |
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I've only got a five year old and an eleven. Would one of those work?
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Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
> CalzoneGolem
12/19/2014 at 08:05 |
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Oh my God the eleven year old would be a huge disaster. I imagine if mom was working and the kid knew where mom worked they'd drive there, talking about "Mom look, I'm driving just like Dad!!!!"